Lisa London
Nude

London Bridge isn’t the only thing falling down; so is Lisa London’s clothing in just about every movie she’s graced with her jamambo breasts. The fiery redhead from California was a former singer in the quartet “The Pinups”, which gives you an idea of where her career was quickly headed. It came to a head with her first production, the salacious H.O.T.S. (1979), where her heavy hitters make for an iconic tease in the classic topless football match. Were they playing a 3-4, a 4-3 or a 34DD? If there’s too much tittilation for you to focus, don’t worry. Lisa gets her own solo shot when a guy peeps her changing her shirt, while he hides in the closet. We felt lucky and spunked, so it was only natural her impact continued to be felt in the “Dirty Harry” classic Sudden Impact (1983), and probably most arousingly in The Naked Cage (1986), where she got les-be-friendly with Angel Tompkins. The funbags kept rolling, this time with Miss London as a redhead in Andy Sidaris’s Savage Beach (1989). Along with Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton and Patty Duffek, Lisa goes for a topless dip in the hot tub while talking about work. So much spectacular sandbaggage. It’s like a greatest tits album! Then we see her change from a red swimsuit into Patty’s clothes, and we see both fatties. The softcore Inside Out II (1992) and a appearance in HBO’s erotic fantasy comedy Dream On were sadly the last gasp from Lisa’s lustful bags. She continues to makes film and TV appearances to this day, from high profile shows like Reese Witherspoon‘s The Morning Show to softcore cinema like The Awakening of Emanuelle (2021), all the way to music videos like “I Don’t Care” by Justin Bieber and Ed Sheeran. We don’t care how old she gets, we’re always happy to beat our meat like London broil to the work of the lovely Lisa London.